Question: If you catch it, you will throw it away. If you don’t catch it, you will keep it. What is it?

Answer: Lice

Dad’s writes on son’s Facebook wall:

“Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!

Question: Which day of the week is most hated by fish?

Answer: Fry Day