A boss called one of his employees one day for a good news. The boss informed him he’s been promoted to director of product efficiency. When he got his new business cards, the acronym read DOPE....

Faced with hard times, the company offered a bonus of $100.00 to any employee who could come up with a plan to save money. The bonus went to a young man in accounting who suggested limiting future bonuses to $10.00....

The Good Old Days A sales clerk asked his boss how to handle people who complained about the current prices compared to the low prices in the good old days. “Just act surprised and tell them you didn’t think that they were old enough to remember them.”   Stop Being Late To Work Tom had [&...

 One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Director was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. “Welcome to Heaven,” said St. Peter. “Before you get settled in though, it see...

WHAT NOT TO INCLUDE IN YOUR CV NAME:  Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION:  Reclining.  Ha ha.  But seriously, whatever’s available.   If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY:  $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ov...

A public relations consultant and his client were walking to a meeting when they saw a fierce Rottweiler attacking a small child. Without hesitating, the client rushed forward, grabbed the dog with his bare hands, and wrestled it to the ground. After several bloody and terrifying minutes of a life-a...

A public relations consultant and his client were walking to a meeting when they saw a fierce Rottweiler attacking a small child. Without hesitating, the client rushed forward, grabbed the dog with his bare hands, and wrestled it to the ground. After several bloody and terrifying minutes of a life-a...

Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets and watched as the three engineers bought only one ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asked an accountant. “Watch...

  DRESS CODE:  It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing N35000 Prada sneakers & carrying a N60000 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage ...

  Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets and watched as the three engineers bought only one ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asked an accountant. ̶...

From A Mother With Love Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved. I won’t be able to send […]...